Jersey McJerserton

I went to Ortley Beach, New Jersey this weekend for a friend’s birthday. As always, Jersey folk provided me with endless amounts of entertainment. Among other things, I saw:

-- A store selling “Wine, Beer & Spirit’s” next to a place selling "Jersey Juice." (Yes, Spirit's is grammatically incorrect).

-- A young guy in a sports bar with a shirt that read, “I’d rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother at Iowa State.”

-- Mullets and perms of all kinds… INCLUDING a little person with a permed mullet.

-- High tops and stonewashed denim.

Jersey rocks.